Happy New Year 2008!
My top ten New Year's resolutions:
10- to show the people of the United States how we can become energy independent in less than four years.
9- to laugh everytime George W Bush opens his mouth (because laughter is the best medicine).
8- to piss off Usama Bin Ladin and the Al Qeada terrorist network.
7- to sell a rock-solid screenplay about the end of the Mayan calendar and have it produced and released by December 21, 2012.
6- to legalize cannabis.
5- to educate the world about the evolution of human intelligence and to remind the world that we're all coco-nuts in the first place.
4- to set into motion plans that will help the homeless, provide cheap yet effective medicine for the sick, and feed the poor in desolate nations while rehabilitating poor soil.
3- to legalize cannabis.
2- to preserve and explore the lost ethnobotanical knowledge of our ancestors
1- to start a "green" revolution that will spread cannabis seeds all over the U.S. Take no heed, sow the seed, let it GROW!