Saturday, January 16, 2010

Comprehensive Incendiary Devices

If you haven't figured out by now, the monkey is holding a gun, and he shoots idea bullets. Large Caliber. But, as the war on ideas evolves, this monkey must advance to the use of guerrilla tactics displaying concussive blasts of C.I.D.'s (Comprehensive Incendiary Devices). Unlike Idea bullets, which have only a single impact occurrence, the blast of the C.I.D. continues to propagate outward, striking multiple targets with the sprayed shrapnel of deep thought provoking new ideas.

I know, it's ridiculous to fight a War on Ideas. Wars on Nouns all too often become sloppy and dangerous. But so many people are doing it, why shouldn't I? It is, after all, the American Way.