K.N.O.W.L.E.D.G.E.

We are happy to announce a new program to treat ignorance. As we all know, ignorance is a dangerous threat to the future of American security. Ignorance is prolific, spanning every facet of American society, from the individual citizen all the way up to Congress. More people die from ignorance every year than die from cannabis, peyote, and salvia divinorum combined. Ignorance is a serious problem, and now, we can do something about it.

We have a program that we have started call K.N.O.W.L.E.D.G.E. that seeks to minimize the plague of ignorance. K.N.O.W.L.E.D.G.E. accepts all people, regardless of race, creed, and religious or sexual preferences. We have provided a map on the K.N.O.W.L.E.D.G.E. website for Political Conservatives that have a hard time finding our location.

We believe K.N.O.W.L.E.D.G.E. should be free, so we do not bill those that seek treatment for ignorance. All that we ask is that you take the first step. However, if you leave K.N.O.W.L.E.D.G.E. and return to the ways of ignorance, we are not responsible for any detrimental action thereof.

So, if you or a loved one are struggling with ignorance, and you are seeking help, please take the first step and seek K.N.O.W.L.E.D.G.E. This is not an easy step, but one that, when taken, can radically change your life, and our society, for the better.